they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
