I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just made my gag reflex go away.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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