Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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