i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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