Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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