I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
