wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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