did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
