Porn is love you can see.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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