he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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