Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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