so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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