She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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