That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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