Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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