im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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