That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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