i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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