She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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