i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
