no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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