Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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