im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)