But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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