I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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