Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
that may or may not have been my penis.
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