is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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