once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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