I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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