I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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