I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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