You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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