need another drink. this is the easiest way
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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