haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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