What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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