she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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