I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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