"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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