Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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