I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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