Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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