So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I need to sanitize my soul.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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