i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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