Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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