the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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