actually, I'm a sock model
i permit you to call me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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