For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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