4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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