great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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