I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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