dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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