This house was built for laser tag.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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