how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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