I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So many bounce houses so little time
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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