So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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