People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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