I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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