What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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