did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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